[08:34] on average good morning to you, people [13:38] Join: fiveop joined #corewars [16:09] hrm. [16:09] rhm [16:11] got anything good going on today miz? [16:11] nope [16:42] hmm, maybe i should put up a "Pimp my warrior!" Article/page up for Corewar-warriors [16:44] I liked the improvement -articles on Corewarrior.. [17:01] Join: John joined #corewars [17:01] Hi :-) [17:03] hJ [17:05] Good afternoon Mister Mizcu :-) [17:39] :) [17:40] Hi Fluffy [17:42] Does anybody really do sth. about publishing the next CoreWarrior? [17:43] "Russian Scam checks, 24$" [17:44] what the.. [17:45] Time for another nano warrior ... [17:46] hmm ... only 23rd :( [17:47] That's not too bad [18:15] Join: Core_old joined #corewars [18:15] Hi old Core! [18:16] Hi Fluffy [18:16] :-) [18:16] Hi Core_old [18:16] hey [18:16] it's like arriving at your favourite bar... ;-) [18:17] Whose round is it? [18:17] Yes, I want a glas of milk! [18:17] yours [18:17] Caipi please [18:17] Drambuie please Fluffy [18:18] MILK! [18:21] well, milkbar is next door... [18:21] this one's for the tough guys ;-) [18:21] actually, a glass of milk fits my feelings better than a drink... [18:26] Okay, almost time to go [18:27] C'mon. Drink another glas of milk, John! [18:27] :-) [18:27] My time is about to run out at the internet cafe! [18:27] * Fluffy waves [18:28] * John waves [18:28] MSG: Quit: mov.i #1,1 [18:51] Happy Pi Day? [18:51] that's just stupid [18:52] it was leet -day yesterday [18:53] that's even more stupid ;) [18:58] * bvowk sprays the channel to control the fluffy problem.. [18:59] I'm resistant! [19:00] ... and what problem are you exactly taking about, bvowky? [19:02] jesus.. I don't know where they found that new janitor guy, but there's something *SERIOUSLY* defective about his cognitive abilities.. [19:04] Sounds like it would be fun to hear more about it [19:06] well, he's managed to lock his keys in the lunch room 3 times *TODAY*. [19:06] thats a certain sort of special. [19:08] the campus security guys told him he'd have to pay an idiot tax of a two hour wait for any further keys in the lunchroom incidents [19:10] At least he still has several hours to do it again :) [20:00] Join: jon_` joined #corewars [20:01] * jon_` pokes jon_` [20:01] MSG: Remote host closed the connection [20:01] Nick Change: jon_` changed nick to jon_ [20:01] fear the power of the poke. [20:01] * Fluffy pokes bvowk with a stick [20:01] * jon_ waves his finger threateningly at Fluffy [20:02] * Fluffy pokes jon_ with a stick, too [20:02] * jon_ also points to the cannon [20:02] * Fluffy points to his arsenal of small tactical nuclear weapons [20:04] Maybe it is time to use it [20:05] * Fluffy nukes Antarctica to accelerate global warming. [20:06] * bvowk grows oranges in his back yard.. (thanks fluffy!) [20:06] * Fluffy nukes Alberta. [20:06] oops [20:08] Are there still oranges, bvowk? [20:10] apples and oranges [20:10] milk? [20:10] your milk is glowing fluffy [20:11] nice? What color [20:11] ? [20:11] its came from a brahmin? [20:15] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brahmin ? [20:16] YOU HAVENT PLAYED FALLOUT?! [20:16] nope [20:16] no wonder you are such boring person [20:18] Tetris, Civ I, Monkey Island I-III, dott, Civ CTP, Master of Orion [20:18] that's about it [20:18] all games, that I've played [20:18] in the last 15 years or so [20:19] oh, I've forgotten Half Live [20:19] Did I miss sth. important [20:19] ? [20:20] which year shall i start from? [20:20] 1989 please [20:20] 1989? [20:20] thats arbitrary. [20:20] sorry, my knowledge is limited to after 1993 [20:20] 1993 and after [20:20] before that I couldn't play games [20:21] the weren't permitted on my site of the iron curtain [20:21] you were pumping iron and doping with steroids before that? [20:22] No, I was part of a future elite of rule the world [20:22] *of ->to [20:22] Wing Commanders 1-3, Tie-fighter, Master of Magic, Warcraft(s) [20:22] kinda didn't work out for you huh? [20:22] I think, I've see WC I [20:22] I really hated wing commander.. [20:22] *seen [20:22] i need to go through my game-magazine collection again [20:22] but its not at hand [20:22] and warcraft got boring pretty quickly [20:23] itsn't it still boring? [20:23] Dungeon Masters [20:23] bah [20:23] oh, I've forgotten Lemmings, too! [20:23] I liked thexder [20:23] Oh, how I loved to play Lemmings [20:23] Command & Conquer's [20:23] * bvowk was more about the doom when lemmings was out.. [20:24] I liked C&C, except the path finding AI was so irritatingly stupid [20:24] it made net games more like babysitting than battling [20:24] still, wasted an awful lot of time on C&C [20:24] I love syndicate [20:24] and syndicate wars [20:25] ah, never understood syndicate [20:25] nothing like brainwashing the population of a city and arming them to go waste your rivals [20:25] SimCity! [20:25] simcity was fun.. [20:25] Theme Park, and if you want something more modern, Roller Coaster Tycoon 1 + addons [20:26] I played capitalism quite a bit too [20:26] Duke Nukem's [20:26] eeke [20:26] Actually, pretty much every game made with Build -engine [20:26] wolfenstien! [20:26] actually, I quite liked the original one too [20:26] the top down one [20:27] Mizcu: In which year are we now? [20:27] Fluffy: i am just throwing stuff what i remember [20:27] I played the AD&D games from SSI [20:27] the original Sensible soccer ;) [20:27] Crusader: No remorse [20:27] and alot of stars! [20:28] Nethack [20:28] bvowk: Vga Planets? [20:28] I spent lunch hours playing doom (or later quake) and then the rest of the day playing stars behind "work" windows at school [20:28] never played planets [20:29] if Stars! seems too Excel-y or old for fluffy, then Space Empires 4 (is there 5th already coming?) [20:30] http://www.gamestar.de/news/pc/spiele/strategie/rundenstrategie/space_empires_5/1463702/space_empires_5.html [20:30] City-building series (warning, huge timetrap!) [20:30] ?? [20:30] I love stars, with the routing options for ships, I'd make networks for destruction and purge everyone from the universe! [20:30] eventually nobody would play me at school tho :( [20:30] luckily the AI is pretty good [20:31] total annihilation if you like RTS [20:31] it plays really well on modern machines, cause a 4Ghz PC w/ 2GB of ram lets you path 5k units really nicely :) [20:31] Deus Ex [20:31] so big maps with good pathfinding make for big huge battles :) [20:31] game that is sort of the underdog of the decade [20:32] http://www.businessballs.com/airtrafficcontrollersfunnyquotes.htm [20:35] oh, and pretty much every game made by Paradox Entertainment [20:35] Total War -series [20:35] who? [20:35] http://www.paradoxplaza.com/ [20:36] Max Payne [20:36] ? [20:36] Daeth rally [20:36] huh? [20:36] no, Death Rally [20:36] And of course, Carmageddon 1 [20:37] so many games, so little time [20:37] oh yeah! [20:38] come on, throw something more for Fluffy to play [20:38] X-Mas Lemmings! [20:38] Lemming 3D [20:38] I really loved the snow! [20:38] +s [20:38] bah, stupid 3d thingy [20:38] Half Life, WarCraft, UFO, Silent Hunter, Supreme Commander, Nethack, Stars!, Bomberman, Adom, Drod... just to name a few [20:38] Diablo [20:38] *sigh* [20:39] ah, UFO 1. Second was a hack, third was too different. [20:39] back in the old Amiga days [20:39] Half Live was actually pretty good, especially, because i've seen that lame Doom game before [20:39] Elite! [20:39] ah! [20:39] Elite! [20:39] How could I forget that [20:39] Fluff might like FEAR, but he's puter probably cant run it [20:39] I didn't really like half-life itself.. [20:39] Privateer [20:39] grmpf [20:39] but I've played a few years worth of counter-strike [20:40] give me a silenced colt w/ a bullet proof vest and I'm good. [20:40] all those shiny gems [20:40] and when do you plan to assassinate everybody near you, bvowk? [20:40] the day he mistakes playing an as_ -map [20:40] fluffy: you've never played CS? [20:40] I have [20:40] wasn't ist b43,,,, to buy my favourite gun and some ammo? [20:40] once [20:41] miz: I liked tundra [20:41] i got migraine just looking at Tundra [20:41] as T I could usually carry the team by myself w/ an AK [20:41] (the AK being the inexplicably accurate assault rifle) [20:42] bvowk: It is just, that after some kid runs amok, they usually find CS on the game and then *that* is the reasong for running amok. Stupid people [20:42] ! [20:42] well... [20:42] CS is more played that the next two game together [20:42] probably next three [20:42] I'm glad my patients just don't know about my favourite hobbies.... [20:43] they wouldn't be too glad about it :-D [20:43] I always find it funny that they claim that computer games are the problem, but not the fact that every kid on earth either has a toy gun, or has something that they can pretend is a toy gun [20:43] Kyrandia -series [20:43] Steel Panthers [20:44] MechForce [20:44] or BattleForce...you know? [20:44] Mechwarrior 2, with the addon and MW2: mercs [20:44] the freeware battletech -clone? [20:44] aye... [20:44] almost no graphics [20:44] Just a quote from some german page: "If I ever run amok, I'll defrag my harddisk, throw all of my CDs away and install Teletubbies, Pokemon, ... on my computer. Then I run amok and that will give all those psychologists something to think about." [20:45] but I loved it for gameplay [20:45] hehe [20:45] Commander Keen I - IV - I've played it why being ill for 2 weeks [20:45] *while [20:46] there is also Keen V, VI and Keen Dreams [20:47] I've been ill and did have that much time to play. [20:48] then there might be General -series [20:48] (Panzer General, Fantasy General, but forget the Space General) [20:49] Mizcu: How many games do you have at home? [20:49] Fluffy: on cd, on package, or how do you mean? installed? [20:49] well, if you've played that many games, you must have tons of cds [20:50] not that many actually [20:50] i dont play any Rally -games, or heavier strategies (Paradox -games dont count) [20:51] Death Rally and Carmageddon dont count as Rally -games, they are arcade [20:51] and Carmageddon is not about the rally really anyway [20:53] Freespace 1 & 2 [20:53] one of the GTA -games [20:53] aaah [20:54] yea, Vice City [20:54] Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri (designed by Brian Reynolds..) [20:54] great Story [20:54] SimGold [20:54] no, SimGolf [20:54] Sim What? [20:54] man, I played ALL those games... [20:54] Who would want to play gold on a computer? [20:54] *golf [20:55] Core_old: SimRainforest? [20:55] mh? [20:55] Fluffy: who wants to play life on a computer? (The Sims) [20:55] never heard of that [20:55] know hotu? [20:55] Core_old: not really worth the try [20:55] www.the-underdogs.info [20:55] quite well [20:55] hmm ... I' remember to have played SimAnt [20:55] yea [20:55] SimAnt, SimEarth, SimLife [20:56] SimTower [20:56] SimWorld [20:56] SimFLuffy? [20:56] hehe [20:56] sim fluffy would be lame.. [20:56] just some guy sitting at his computer with glasses of milk [20:56] bvowk: Isn't one nuke per day enought? [20:56] ah: NuclearWar [20:57] Broderhund Stunts! [20:57] ok, Broderbund [20:57] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stunts_(video_game) [20:59] hmm ... I know that one [21:02] Star Control 1 & 2, maybe 3 [21:03] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rampart_(arcade_game) [21:03] bvowk: syndicate [wars] were amazing [21:04] hey, when i check the wikipedia Dos_games category, i recognize only about one third of the games [21:04] jon: yaay! someone else who thinks so! [21:05] recognize as having atleast read an review of it [21:06] bvowk: i liked the flame thrower especially.. and the satellite rain in wars [21:06] I really wish they had released sequals for the swars engine.. cause they could have made a killing with customized missions.. [21:06] simant was also good [21:06] the atomsphere syndicate created was fun too [21:06] yeah, I loved timing the bombs for incoming groups of agents to watch them run around screaming on fire ;) [21:07] blowing up the cars [21:07] yeah.. [21:07] I had lots of fun with razor wire too [21:07] hehe [21:08] damn, i feel like refreshing my game-memory [21:09] i think one of my favourite games ever is C&C: Red Alert. or Frontier: Elite 2 [21:09] Try sitting in front of an old 286 :) [21:09] ask me something about a game from between, about 1993 to 2003 [21:09] i might even remember something about it [21:09] ill try to do without wikipedia [21:10] List all correct answers for fighting in Monkey Island I ;) [21:10] i havent played Monkey Islands that much [21:10] but i do know killing you would be a justifiable homicide [21:11] * bvowk remembers playing w/ the reaper bot in quake to sharpen his skillz [21:12] the reaperbot and I spent alot of time together.. [21:12] Reaper was the only good QuakeBot [21:12] little godlike bastard. [21:12] And its programmer was hired to make the AI for Unreal Tournament [21:12] I've played alot of unreal tourny [21:12] pk and I have even setup a few net games.. [21:15] you know what really sucks for an online shooter? quake4 [21:16] diablo 1 & 2 was good too [21:16] quake4 is likely one of the crappiest online deathmatches you can come across :( [21:16] TETRIS!!! [21:17] I have "official" Diablo 1 guide at home [21:17] translated like crap, and misses stuff [21:17] heh [21:17] TETRIS!!!!! [21:17] and it recommends to use healing-scrolls [21:17] Fluffy: 3d-tetris [21:17] bah [21:17] Mizcu: 2d-tetris! [21:17] QIX! [21:18] Fluffy: 1d tetris, you can google it [21:18] bvowk: Q-bert! [21:18] heh [21:18] * bvowk is a SNES street fighter god on guile, ken, ryu, and sagat [21:19] i heard about this assembly progamming game that a bunch of nerds play [21:19] its supposed to suck [21:19] bvowk: I agree, that 1d-tetris is better! [21:20] i am not a god, but i play nasty Omf with Jaguar, shredded, electra and nova [21:20] shredder, supposed to be [21:21] Omf? [21:21] one must fall [21:21] ah! [21:21] and i used to be good in Tekken 3/King [21:21] I was really good at samaurai shodown too.. [21:21] its mostly a matter of waiting for the other guy to attack first in that game [21:23] there was the PS1 -game which played like that [21:23] Bushido Blade [21:24] come on, tease my memory [21:24] Name of the girl in dott? [21:24] at my birthday a couple years ago they had an SSII machine in the bar we were drinking at.. I spent exactly 1 quarter and won 36 matches in a row before I quit because I was falling down drunk from all the beer I had won [21:25] the drunker I got the better I played ;) [21:25] green shirt, short shirt, other eye always dialated, hair standing, starts the game in a tree [21:25] short skirt, i say [21:26] i have Dott on my own 'puter hd in storage and i cant damn remember [21:26] hehe [21:26] then install scummvm [21:26] i have a hunch, but i would need to verify it, and that would be cheating [21:26] my score@1d-tetris is already 32000 :) [21:27] then tell me what you think? [21:27] *?->! [21:27] Laverne [21:27] yup [21:28] and the other guy? [21:28] theres two guys [21:28] (not Bernard) [21:28] Doug [21:28] nope [21:28] damnit [21:28] day of the tentacle? [21:28] yup [21:28] It was Hoagie [21:28] that game was cool [21:28] my friend had the talking version [21:29] Mizcu: Name of the two tentacles! [21:30] Purple and Green. No, thats Maniac Mantion. [21:30] but it is correct [21:32] Green Tentacle's band has a replacement. What does the replacement play? [21:32] I remember the scene, but don't know it [21:32] Power tools [21:35] Time to sleep a little bit [21:36] awww [21:36] not even warmed up yet [21:36] * Fluffy calls Fluffy.kick_bvowk_and_then_sleep_a_little_bit() [21:39] Bwovk? Jon? [21:39] yeah? [21:39] i need some stimulus [21:40] preferably mental [21:41] don't waste your time with bvowk then [21:41] ;) [21:42] http://www.metacafe.com/watch/120683/the_10_000th_shoplifter_award/http://www.metacafe.com/watch/120683/the_10_000th_shoplifter_award/ [21:42] errr [21:42] errrhttp://www.metacafe.com/watch/120683/the_10_000th_shoplifter_award/ [21:42] damn, the newbies are picking on me. [21:43] grmbl [21:43] soon i will have the nano hill [21:43] just you wait. [21:44] poor bvowky! [21:44] jon_: No, the nano hill is mine and *MINE* alone! [21:44] say goodbye [21:45] actually.. it looks like the nano hill is still mine. [21:48] no, it isn't [21:49] I'm on top aren't I? [21:50] nope [21:50] well yes [21:50] but im sure fluffy will remove you [21:52] fluffy lacks computational fortitute. [21:52] er.. fortitude.. [21:54] er.. everything [21:55] MSG: Quit: Trillian (http://www.ceruleanstudios.com [21:56] bvowk: I may lack several things, but at least I can produce several longlasting warriors for nano without it :) [22:01] hmm [22:04] bvowk: Isn't it about time to replace 2mitzi?? [22:14] * Fluffy calls Fluffy.sleep_now() [22:22] * jon_ prepares cannon