[00:53] MSG: Ping timeout: 255 seconds [01:41] MSG: Quit: Lost terminal [06:53] Join: pico joined #corewars [06:57] MSG: Client Quit [09:32] mornin' peeps [11:06] Join: fiveop joined #corewars [12:04] sheesh, my rules of newbies(or otherwise new people) remains true: they appear in clusters [15:50] :D [16:03] two submissions in a row, both unknown names... make that 2, then inversed and then one [16:03] though Rosa is at b-hill [16:04] (and he just took advantage for an empty spot) [16:05] and 5 warriors within 0.7 points [16:05] hmm [16:05] mine went up [16:07] two names at b-hill i know, daammn [16:08] BCook is an oldie, though never really started really putting time on it, and Gareth i remember [16:29] Join: Thurasiz joined #corewars [16:29] hi Thura [16:29] hi together [16:31] Mizcu, i just read the logs for today, you said rosa tokk advantage of a empty spot. well thats wrong, t was me taking advantage with Ikarus, he was there before my forst warrior kicked out nukber 25... [16:31] took i ment [16:32] oh well [16:32] hmm, looking at what i wrote i get the feeling of ill fingers... [16:33] i havent had one of those scheming -nights in a while [16:33] scheming ? sorry don't know the word [16:33] my fingers dont even want to touch the keyboard after those [16:34] i am most creative around 3am, and when i am not sleeping, i usually write code, or some mad ramblings to a text-file [16:35] i'am most creative at work... too bad i can't write warriors there [16:46] likewise :( [16:54] Join: John joined #corewars [16:54] Hi :-) [16:54] met! [16:54] whats up? [16:56] hello [17:01] Hi Bvowk, Jon_ [17:18] Join: Core_old joined #corewars [17:30] HI Core_old [17:44] MSG: Quit: Thurasiz [18:15] Join: fiveop_ joined #corewars [18:16] MSG: Read error: Operation timed out [18:22] * John waves [18:22] MSG: Quit: mov.i #1,1 [18:33] :) [18:40] * bvowk kicks fluffy in the temporal lobe [18:43] Hey, keep away from my brain! I'm quite accustomed to it [18:45] * bvowk draws a smiley face on fluffys prefrontal coretex! [18:46] Join: Core_old_ joined #corewars [18:47] hey core. [18:47] whats up? [18:48] MSG: Ping timeout: 255 seconds [18:53] * Fluffy places some ice cream onto bvowk's head [18:58] well thats an interesting.. whatever [18:59] huh? [18:59] i usually throw ice cream, not place, when i want to make fun of someone [19:01] Since bvowk usually needs so much time to react, crefully placing it onto his head should result in quite a mess :) [19:01] That's enough fun for me [19:01] ... and of course I can stil kick him [19:03] fluffy is amused by simple things. [19:04] of course I am [20:18] * Fluffy uses his magic powers to make sure that no warrior of bvowk will ever cross the 100-point-mark in his benchmarks [20:18] Not, that this happened very often :) [20:18] hehe [20:18] i submitted a yace evolved warrior earlier [20:18] I've seen that [20:20] you still need at least 15 more points :) [20:21] * jon_ continues evolving [20:22] No, you don't [20:22] don't tell the man what he can do. [20:22] maybe your DNS is accidentally changed, but even that isn't very good [20:22] if he wants to evolve, don't let your inability to do it get in his way. [20:24] Fluffy: i'm doing it as an experiment. I don't intend to take up evolving as a method [20:24] mainly because my work desktop has a lot of spare memory [20:24] jon_: You seem to have missed my point. [20:24] * jon_ prepares the cannon [20:25] * Fluffy reduces jon_'s oxygen supply to zero. [20:25] Problem solved. [20:25] Next, please! [20:25] that old trick [20:25] * bvowk replaces jon_'s neural substrate with pure computronium! [20:26] (don't take much...) [20:27] >:O [20:27] heh [20:28] well, it wouldn't take much given that your a head sized lumpy of watery fat right now.. [20:28] you get rid of the water and up the switching speed and it wouldn't tak emuch. [20:30] bvwok: jon_ is no longer able to talk. No oxygen usually results in silence. You should respect that ;) [20:31] bah, I replace him with computronium.. he's just off thinking now. [20:31] :( [20:31] no, i'm fixing a bug at work [20:32] in someone elses code [20:32] that seems to fall over with a certain peice of data [20:32] jon_: You can't work without oxygen. Think about it and you'll see that I'm right [20:33] fluffy: he's powered by fusion now.. leave him alone [20:34] fusion? Do you have a time machine, too? [20:35] I could use one. [20:35] you'd just use it to do silly things with ice cream. [20:35] I'd travel some decades into the future to run my programs on some faster cpus [20:36] ... and of course I'd place ice cream onto your head in the future [20:38] * jon_ fires Fluffy out of a cannon into another cannon and back into the original cannon and ad infinitum [20:39] Don't be silly, jon_. You don't even know how to use a cannon. [20:47] * bvowk gives jon_ some extra computronium so fluffy can't say that. [20:53] * Fluffy gives jon_ some extra computronium so I can't repeat it ... just to make sure [20:53] i dont like this game [20:54] then give the computronium back to bvowky. He'll probably needs it more :) [21:51] Join: sascha joined #corewars [21:52] Part: sascha left #corewars [22:13] MSG: Quit: Trillian (http://www.ceruleanstudios.com [22:34] hmmm [22:35] I've just read a really long text about how Germans understand Americans/Brits and the other way around. [22:35] badly? [22:35] Yes, that, too [22:36] Just an example: British people say "I'm sure it's my fault" and mean "It is your fault". [22:37] Germans understand "It is their fault" [22:37] you should just be like americans and blame everyone else by default.. no ambiguity there. [22:37] Just another reason not to use English [22:38] bvowk: Germans? [22:39] http://dict.leo.org/forum/viewGeneraldiscussion.php?idThread=209357&idForum=18&lp=ende&lang=de is nice but partially in German [22:39] Americans wouldn't say "I'm sure its my fault", they'd say something like "You fucking knob gobbling cockswank!" ensuring that everyone knows a) they're american, and should be given a wide berth and b) its obvious they've got a problem thats your fault, so you should be running by now. [22:39] Shouldn't that read "so you should be dead by now"? [22:39] ;) [22:40] no ambiguity at all, everyone runs for cover while the american rummages through their pack for the gun we wisely confiscated at the border. [22:40] we still run because sometimes a gun sneaks by. [22:41] I still don't see the point in having guns. [22:41] I like to use them to kill things. [22:41] and sometimes, shoot at targets for practise at killing things. [22:42] if you're not into the killing of things, there really isn't much purpose to them.. no. [22:42] You know, that so far "things" aren't alive, do you? [22:43] well, I was referring to "things" like deer, moose, elk, and evangelists.. [22:43] people? [22:44] no more than anybody else.. [22:44] I wonder how many elks they have in the US [22:44] i'd only say "i'm sure its my fault' in sarcasm. [22:44] considering they have both a wild population and farms of them, quite a few. [22:44] is there no sarcasm in german? [22:45] No, of course there's no sarcasm. [22:45] We had Hitler ;) [22:45] you said "Yeah, sure.. you can be the leader..." but he didn't catch the tone? [22:45] Even while writing the word "Hitler" I feel guilty. [22:45] another interesting use of sarcasm is in english if we don't care about something we'd say "I couldn't care less" and in the US they say "I _could_ care less". [22:45] And I really mean that [22:46] I usually don't care at all ;) [22:46] I think its silly to feel guilty about something that happened before you were born that you couldn't possibly have any control over.. [22:47] I'm not guilty about the things that were done. [22:47] I'm aware of them. [22:47] you're guilty about invoking godwins law? ;) [22:47] hehe [22:48] hehe, I didn't know that law [22:48] ... until now [22:48] nice one [22:48] how can you not know that?! [22:48] I was just referring to the fact that the Nazi time it still present [22:48] here in Germany [22:49] well ... maybe it is just a really big complex [22:49] * bvowk sentences fluffy to read the (original, pre-ESR) jargon file 10 times as punishment. [22:49] don't read the post-ESR one, there are laws against cruel and unusual punishment [22:50] URL? [22:50] I could be charged under the international criminal courts! [22:50] Naah, you are Canadian. You are harmless! [22:51] heh [22:51] http://www.dourish.com/goodies/jargon.html [22:51] jon_: What exactly would you mean when you say "That is an original point of view."? [22:52] that version ironically doesn't have godwins law however ;) [22:52] Hey, that's 86.35 KiB. [22:52] You know, that I'm not able to read that fast. [22:53] I'll need years to finish it [22:54] I think I remember to have read some version of it [22:54] ... years ago. [22:54] ... when I was young. [22:56] I'll save it in /tmp ... and read it tomorrow ;) [22:57] Fluffy: depends on sarcasm again [22:57] @if sarcasm == 0 [22:58] then it would mean exactly what it means [22:58] hrm [22:58] http://www.expatica.com/actual/article.asp?subchannel_id=159&story_id=15670 [22:58] This text is about Dutch/British, but it seems to work for Germans, too [23:04] $statement = read() ; $statement = !$statement if ($sarcasm) ; [23:04] Obviously you've never talked to women, jon_ [23:04] ;) [23:05] Usually they want to express everything at once [23:05] ... nonverbally [23:06] im going to be severely outnumbered by women in my house soon [23:06] should I feel sorry for you? [23:06] I don't think so [23:08] :) [23:08] my wife, daughter and two female cats [23:10] and you didn't feel outnumbered before? [23:10] ;) [23:34] Join: Neo joined #corewars [23:34] Hi Neo [23:34] Nice to see you again [23:35] hi Fluffy [23:35] Thanks, i'm missing CW [23:35] Do you have no time for it? [23:36] right, sadly [23:36] what's up actually? [23:37] Nothing :( I generate a nano warrior from time to time [23:37] that's about it [23:38] Hey, you have 4 warriors among the top10 on nano hill! [23:39] Yes, but nobody is aging the hill :( [23:40] ok, I take that back [23:41] At least one person tries :) [23:43] not good times for nano i see [23:44] Yes, the "good times" are over. We'll probably have to wait until the end of the century before we'll get the first +3000-warrior :) [23:47] aren't John and bvowk trying the hill for time to time? [23:47] John has a todo-list, which will keep him occupied for the next years and bvowk has probably changed his focus [23:48] hehehe [23:49] John's list is probably so large that it must be stored on a database. He is always working on many things :) [23:50] yes, but it is probably a database, which is entirely written in Redcode [23:51] Computrons finally took control on bvowk and have him kidnapped doing his computers' work. 120Gb data processing :) [23:52] yeah, haha [23:52] Only 120 GiB? [23:53] Erm.. ¿Wich is the next data sufix in the scale, TB? [23:53] yup [23:54] so 120 TB data, and aplying some electrical discharges to keep him awake. Tht will take him about 1.238723E14 days busy. :P [23:55] bvowk: What's the combined storage capacity of all the computers, that you can access? [23:56] (He's probably still typing the number ;-) [23:56] lol [23:59] i have to go now [23:59] * Fluffy waves [23:59] good luck on nano. [23:59] thanks :) [23:59] * Neo waves